Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Moistened Bint

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.


Philip Morgan said...


Emperor said...

"if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Luckily I have more than one reason, so I'm pretty safe.

matt dawson said...

no 'flaws inherent in your system' of working sir. She's a hottie :)